The Carolina Panthers will be playing these games…

Monday August 17 @ New York Giants

Great!  Someone can open the doors in the landfill that is the Meadowlands as John Kasay is attempting a field goal again.  Someone please get the commissioner on the phone and tell him to ban this stadium.  The rats are enormous and the garbage in the landfill nearby stinks.

TBD @ Miami Dolphins

As if playing them in the regular season isn’t enough, the schedule makers decided to have these teams beat up on each other twice.  And, correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t that make two road games to start the preseason?

TBD Baltimore Ravens

Finally!  The Panthers get to play at home.  Will Ray Ray survive another season in the NFL?  How good will the Ravens be after undergoing so many changes?

TBD Pittsburgh Steelers

I smell a repeat.  Same opponent as last year to close the preseason, different venue.

Do these games mean anything?  Really?  Let’s just get this thing started as soon as possible!