Michael Vick was playing both ways at a minimum security prison camp in lovely Leavenworth, Kansas – he quarterbacked both teams.

The Commissioner, otherwise known as the warden, didn’t complain even though there was an obvious conflict of interest involved.  How could Vick play for both teams and remain objective?  You know he had to have at least one favorite inmate on one of the teams.

Regardless, we were proud to send our fictitious correspondent to Kansas to cover the game.  He/she filed the following report: (more…)