Top Ten Reasons to Hate the Saints

You knew we couldn’t end this series of hateration without hating on all of the teams in the NFC South, right?  Our Carolina Panthers face these guys twice a year.

This leads us to the third installment dedicated to the New Orleans Saints, and, yes, we can think of ten reasons to hate them too.

The countdown begins after the jump.

10.  Uniforms!  What are those black on black things you’ve been wearing?  I swear, you guys look like some third-rate college team or, even worse, a high school team.  We understand that it’s not something you wear all the time but please stop!

9.  Who can love a team that is that bad?  Really!  In your history, you have a winning record against only one NFL franchise – another team on our hateration list, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.  The Saints have no better than a .500 record against every other team in the league.  Man, can you suck anymore than that?

8.  Thanks!  Yeah, right!  You gave us a man who we can forever leave off our Christmas card list – Archie Manning.  Yup, it’s two guys who sprang from his loins who have been there staring at us, mocking us, killing us during every single commercial break.  And not only during the NFL season but even during the offseason.  We never get a break from seeing Eli and Peyton in like 80% of the ads on TV.  It’s killing us!  Please make it stop!!

7.  You really thought you had something, didn’t you?  Oh, yeah, ya’ thought those Texans screwed up and let Reggie Bush fall to you, huh?  Not so fast!  He’s become the poster child for overrated.  Talk about a guy not living up to the hype.  Try this on for size – he has a 40.9 yards/game average.  Ouch!  The overrated-ness doesn’t stop there.  His paltry 3.7 yards/carry average also looks nothing like a guy who should be drafted number two overall.  Forget that.  He shouldn’t have been drafted in the first round.

6.  And we thought Atlanta was bad!  Check this out – the city of New Orleans ranks third in the US in murder.  Man, I’m not so sure I’m coming to Mardi Gras next year.  Thanks but no thanks!  You should consider a new slogan.  Something like, “New Orleans, come for the party.  Leave in a body bag!  Think of it as a party favor!”

5.  Um, was that Mike Ditka, one of the most respected coaches of the last 30 years, that you drove to the point of wearing a wedding dress?  Oh, wait!  That was your prized running back in the dress (the other, uh, hem, franchise running back the team thought they had) and the coach in the tuxedo.  And the headline on that magazine cover “For Better or Worse?”  Yeah.  Seems that it was mostly worse.

4.  Speaking of Ditka, you guys have a habit of turning good coaches, even great coaches into a laughing stock.  You made Ditka a loser (128-68 in Chicago; 15-33 in New Orleans).  You turned Bum Phillips into a loser (59-38 in Houston; 27-42 in New Orleans).  And you took a Hall of Fame coach in Hank Stram and turned his life upside down (124-76-10 in Kansas City; 7-21 in New Orleans).  Could it be something in the water?

3.  You did mistreat our quarterback.  Jake Delhomme never had a chance in New Orleans.  We’ve written about it already so we won’t belabor the point.

2.  More on coaches.  Who can love a team with only one winning coach in its history?  Sean Payton better be careful.  His 17-15 record is awfully precarious.  One false move and he’ll be in the same boat with every Saints’ coach who came before him.

1.  Not everyone knows this.  If they did, they would probably hate the Saints too – the team came into existence because of a deal with Congress!  Yeah!  Like Congress can provide us with great entertainment!  I’m sure they know something about football too, right?  Apparently not.

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  • saintsGeaux

    panthers just mad cuz they cant beat us! 13-2! #1 in the division! we kickin yall ass!

  • Jaime L.

    That’s right, james1207, eff ‘em right into the SUPER BOWL BABY!!!! This is football, it is supposed to be ugly. Quit your bitching and celebrate this joyous occasion. WHO DAT????!!!!!!

    • Eric Quackenbush

      Thanks for reading, Jaime. While I had nothing to do with this post, I must say, my hat is off to the Saints. They earned and have every right to be where they are right now.


    Excuse me but arent the saints going to the superbowl. why are we even talking to panther fans whos team didnt even make the playoffs

    • Eric Quackenbush

      Yes, the Saints are going to the Super Bowl. Congratulations! I don’t know why you’re talking to Panthers fans if you feel that way about it.

      P.S. Thank you for the compliment.

  • christina lagos

    super bowl champs babyy who dat?

    • Eric Quackenbush

      Great job by the Saints!

  • Jaime L.

    Great job indeed! This has been the best football season of my life. WHO DAT!!!

    • Eric Quackenbush

      Yes, yes! I’m just giving credit where it’s due, Jaime. Thanks for reading and commenting!

  • Alison Macdonald

    thank you.. very interesting idea

  • Sean Boy

    Panthers suck ball sack
    They have never won shit and probably never will
    You suck boy

  • blade9032

    “THEY S U C K  !”

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  • blade9032

    saints always sucked,..and they will still suck,..their already showing signs of being lossers,like aways,..they win one bowl and now they think they are a team to get noticed,..their lossers,..and will never win any kind of championship again!

  • Gary

    Why do ignorant people like you post online?