Who could take the place at quarterback for Jake Delhomme? Great question. Glad you asked. Here are my top 3 picks for Jake’s replacement:
Give me the ball!
#3 – Kanye West
We think Kanye could be good at QB because he likes to take control. Heck, the Panther O-line would probably block for Kanye just because he has a direct line to Jesus. And the Panthers could start a whole new revenue stream. Does anybody remember the Chicago Bears Super Bowl Shuffle?
She knows ball placement!
#2 – Serena Williams
Her quote says it all: “I swear to God I’m [expletive] going to take this [expletive] ball and shove it down your [expletive] throat, you hear that? I swear to God.” She’s fiery!
Phantom of the Offense
#1 – Lady Gaga
If a QB walked onto the field looking like this, would you mess with them? She would simply paralyze defenses with her hat, wig, and mask. Who needs a helmet when you can look like this Jake?
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Topics: Chicago Bears Super Bowl Shuffle, Jake Delhomme, Kanye West, Lady Gaga, Serena Williams
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