She knows ball placement!

Kanye, Serena and Lady Gaga

Who could take the place at quarterback for Jake Delhomme?  Great question.  Glad you asked.  Here are my top 3 picks for Jake’s replacement:

Give me the ball!

Give me the ball!

#3 – Kanye West

We think Kanye could be good at QB because he likes to take control.  Heck, the Panther O-line would probably block for Kanye just because he has a direct line to Jesus.  And the Panthers could start a whole new revenue stream.  Does anybody remember the Chicago Bears Super Bowl Shuffle?

 

#2 – Serena Williams

Her quote says it all:  “I swear to God I’m [expletive] going to take this [expletive] ball and shove it down your [expletive] throat, you hear that? I swear to God.”  She’s fiery!

Phantom of the Offense

Phantom of the Offense

 

#1 – Lady Gaga

If a QB walked onto the field looking like this, would you mess with them?  She would simply paralyze defenses with her hat, wig, and mask.  Who needs a helmet when you can look like this Jake?

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