Jerry Maguire, Where Are You?
By John White
Spoiler alert!!! I’m going to ruin the story before I start, I guess. I’m going to tell you how it ends before you’ve read it all. Jerry Maguire has run off and joined the Church of Scientology and the cheese has slid off his cracker (that is to say that he’s now certifiably nuts)!
But there is still one very sane and very greedy sports agent still out there and, after you watch this video of him, you may not like him much.
That Drew Rosenhaus is just so well tanned! I’ll bet he smells terrific too! (Those are both signs of success, aren’t they?
My thanks to MJD over at Shutdown Corner for digging this one up!